professionalwidow
Professional Widow
professionalwidow

What's the currency called in Westeros? I want to know how much $10,000 is so we can get unretouched photos.

Oh. Don't get me wrong. I'd let him go down on me in a hidden cave north of the Wall—he may have one look, but it's a good fucking look...

Are you suggesting that Kit Harrington only has...

Why hasn't Kit Harrington received as much backlash for his one tone expression as Kristen Stewart? Geez.

You do you! People are going to judge and project their own issues onto you no matter what. I'm not trying to turn this into a "skinny people are persecuted too!" thing and I know it is much more acceptable to society to appear thin than to appear fat. But people can get nasty about it for no reason.

I see young people like Lorde and wish I could go back in time and convince my teen self to be confident. I'm in my 30s and still working on it.

There's a certain subset of the population that legitimately believe that the only reason that a person would eat healthy is to lose weight. And sadly in this country I think they are the majority.

James Spader gettin it on with Susan Sarandon in White Palace. Yes, kids, it was hot in 1990.

Has anybody ever considered that some people like salads?! I get the same bullshit when I get salads, and it's annoying, because salad makes me quite ill to my stomach but I just love it so much. Being told I'm not fat enough to need it is so annoying. Some people need to stop assuming that they know everything.

The only thing Millennials need to know about the 80's is this guy:

This case is asinine but, as the daughter of a mother who died of breast cancer, I'm sorry but I have absolutely no time and not much tolerance for "I Heart Boobies" bracelets or "Save Second Base" tee-shirts or "Save the Ta-Ta's" bumper stickers. Save a woman's life — that should be the message.

I'm more interested in how the assistant went from Prince to LL. That's a Ritz Carlton to motel 6 move.

She's incredibly talented, but belief in Scientology and awesomeness are mutually exclusive, IMO.

Probably why he's such an egomaniac. Never any fuckin' consequences. /ragefitfliptable

You got that right. And then try some oil pulling, and you will never be sick again!

It's cool. My anti-vax friend on Facebook has reassured me multiple times that dosing your kids with local, organic honey is much more effective than traditional antibiotics. #science

Fuck showering. I shower at home twice a week. I also wash my hair twice a week. The whole process takes like half an hour and the water is almost cold by the end. Not fun.

You think your entitled to that much of the worlds resources?

  • Playing on my phone (duh) while using the toilet

I'm a rocket cat.