Make one look like a diva cup with strawberry milk.

I won't pretend Chipotle is the greatest thing ever, but it is wonderful for vegetarians (and now vegans) with all of their non-meat options. I find when I go to most "mom and pop" Mexican places, it's hard to order beans that weren't cooked in animal lard or a veggie taco that has real vegetables (not just iceberg…

I'm an actual, real mexican person and I totally put guac on my burritos when I feel like it. Sometimes I even put it on english muffins and have it for breakfast. It is the tits, you should live a little (forget your guacamole rules! Throw them away! Be free!) and try it.

Ooooh...pancakes! That's what he was cooking!

Also, I wanted to loudly heckle the real life Philomena.

I don't want to miss a thing, but Dream On! There's no way that he can walk this way and not have people think he's just trying to get back in the saddle.

To be honest, this one's kind of setting off my trypophobia.

Is anyone else getting kind of tired of this? 'Oh look, it's JLaw! And she's falling, just like a normal person! How relatable!' Meh.

"We are broken-hearted and we anticipate that we will continue to live in pain"

My husband seems to think that everyone is always having more sex than us, so your post makes me feel better. I feel like a bad wife sometimes. I'm just so exhausted after work and I want to play on the computer and go to bed. Sex more than once a week feels like a chore to me. I could go a month (or longer) without…

Meh. Sometimes I enjoy it, sometimes I don't, but it's just never something that I care about enough to initiate myself.

y'all are cracking me up in this thread!

My second kinda just blooped right out. I was feeling pressure and the nurse came in and said "my god DO NOT MOVE." I started laughing because WTF right? BLOOP there was a baby on the bed.

Love this thread - expecting my second in August, I did the whole unmedicated vaginal birth first time 'round and not for lack of trying to get the drugs (damn birth plan, I even said in it 'don't give me drugs even if I'm begging for them' - rookie mistake, they actually listened). Open to everything this time and…

I see what you're doing here. However, could we not compare Alec's shitty justification of 'I might be a homophobe, or not' with Allen's denial of molesting a child in his home? Alec may be a thoughtless impulsive not-creative insult thrower, which certainly smells like disdain for gay men, this in NO WAY compares to…

You can't put these two in the same league. Alec Baldwin may be forever an asshole, but there's a special place in hell for people like Woody. I can't take that face anymore. This self-gratifying perv had women falling all over him in every movie he ever shot about himself. I just can't.

LOL That was the unsexiest time of my life, when I wasn't napping, I was stuffing my mouth and propping my feet up on the couch. I didn't care for sex I was all about nesting, shopping and laying around so I totally get that.

And somewhere Taylor Swift is fuming about not being invited.

I don't have any kids, but my mom always says that when I was born (number 3) she and my father were playing cards. Next thing she knows she told him to run for the doctor because the baby was coming. He took a peak before running from the room, and my head was already out. She said the doctor got there just in time…

My mom's hospital roommate had her baby in the elevator and was totally embarrassed about it. So a little later the nurse was trying to make her feel better and said "a couple years ago a woman had her baby in the parking lot!" and the woman's husband said "that was her."