I want to see the unretouched images.

Are you a woman? Because I'm a woman and as a girl, my mom, who is an registered nurse, gave me and my sisters age appropriate explanations and books about where babies come from and she and my dad would "sleep in" on weekends and we had a very small house and we occasionally we would hear unusual breathing/sounds…

Ok I only made it about halfway through this extremely tedious article, but reading and relishing every single comment as you all essentially gangbang Jezebel with anger and disdain is freaking awesome.

Welcome to the world of digital workflows for RAW image processing. "Retouching" is part of the digital workflow which is the modern day equivalent to processing and printing negatives. I graduated from college 10 years ago with a BFA in Photography at a time when digital photography had not yet taken hold at most…

REALLY?

Jesus Christ, I don't have time to dismantle patriarchal beauty ideals during coffee time at work. I just want to enjoy a moment with three friends without listening to awkward weight talk. Get a grip.

What is not a good thing is when the magazine decides to take that woman and tweak her appearance enough such that she's "acceptable" for the cover.

Admit it, Jez. You were wrong.

Because nobody has yet, I would like to take the opportunity to advocate for people adopting regular, run-of-the-mill shelter pup mutts. There are lots of great animals out there—one for everyone I'm sure—and you can visit with them at the local animal control place and pick one that you get along with best. They…

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There are literally volumes on the darkroom work that Ansel Adams did. Volumes. This person is nuts.

After spending 15 years as a photographer and countless hours in the darkroom, I am authorized to say you don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about. Dodge and burn, fool. Dodge and burn.

lololol colour balance, brightness, levels, these are all totally normal things to alter.

Until she dresses in a Catwoman costume and crashes an audition, she hasn't hit rock bottom yet.

OK. Raise your hand if you would totally do Alan Cumming.

"But to be fair, she does this dead eyed, slack mouth thing with her face all the time that is not doing anything for me."

• Smile more. Without a smile, your face is just sort of plain. With a smile, you are dazzling. Really beautiful smile.

I just . . . I just cannot do Tyra. Her massive ego is just too off putting. I mean the only thing I can even notice in this whole photo is her ego. Damn it's the biggest thing there.

You seriously believe that most fur comes from animals that we eat? It doesn't. In fact, a huge amount of animal carcasses from the fur industry are inedible because they are killed with poison, but regardless, most are simply discarded in landfills once they are skinned.

SO cute. Everyone has been really inspiring!! I'm so doing it. Ps your tats are incredible!