I've always hated the idea of zoos. It's like we've trapped all these wild animals together in a park in a very large city, and they're paying us back with all these horrible smells.

DAMMIT PEOPLE THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO ADOPT FROM "KILL SHELTERS"!!!!

Nope, I'm nutjob free. ;-)

I'm a non-dairy pescetarian who only eats eggs from free range chickens and buys sustainable fish. And I'm a crazy person about pesticides, GMOs, etc.
But those freaking anti-vaxxers drive me nuts. So do the anti-fluoride people. Shit.
They don't seem to understand the whole "science" thing, as in "the results of…

Agreed! Except, despite being vegan for about 7 years, none of my friends are vegan. (This might be why). It's infuriating that these two go hand in hand. I am a vegan because science, so I find it bizarre that many of my ilk are anti-science. It makes no goddamn sense.

In their defense, fluoride is the absolute worst part of the dentist visit.

Man, when it comes to funny, Mohr is less, amirite?

I found this photo I sent to friends when she gave it to me.

Can we please start a "Beyonce-Free Zone" of the site? Or can someone with some programming savvy make a Beyonce Blocker for Chrome?

Nope, this is just lazy 'you go, girl' feminism redux. Everything she does is perfect and worth celebrating? Ok, whatever. I think people might start to take feminism (and Beyonce) a little more seriously if they incorporated just a little introspection and self-criticism without the narcissism. Instead all we…

I am so surprised at the reactions of many Jezebel readers. "I don't care. I'm cold"?? "Geese are assholes"?? Really? Animals are not mean or assholes. They act on instincts. And if their kind has been having their feathers ripped out of them while they're alive, then I'm guessing their instincts are right.

Down — real down — is inimitable when it comes to warmth, lightness, and comfort. The fake stuff doesn't cut it. Thinsulate doesn't cut it.

I understand how amazing all these animal derived materials are, my angora & wool gloves are what makes my day. But, as evidenced by these recent news stories (and the horrible ugg one), any fiber sourced from an animal is probably taken unethically. No matter how many great people out there who do treat the animals…

Geese suck less than most people I know.

Sorry but I've got you beat at the cats-eating-fuckedup-stuff genre. An old cat of mine was racing through the apartment crazy fast with a burst of silver shooting out her butt. Once I caught her, I discovered a long piece of tinsel coming out of her butt with a turd attached at the end. I removed it - she was totally…

Maybe you should leave him with your grandmother for a week. She would learn to be less judgmental.

LOL. You could drop hints for him...

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Grace Jones for president! She's my hero. I copied this look for halloween a couple of years ago!!!