I think you are insulting a lot of good hacks with that statement.

Happily, there’s another rumored reason for why the Resistance exists, and it’s plausible enough that I won’t mention it here, because it is most likely an actual spoiler.

You apparently didn’t read the Dark Empire comics, which featured Salla Zend:

Maybe he kissed her brother, but I’m not sure if that’s canon....

Now we know why he made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

Slapping in a long-lost/estranged wife is a cheap move, and shows a lack of vision for the overall story.

Now that you mention it, it does look like you’d just slide right down the damn thing at such an angle.

That’s a really precipitous ramp.

And who do you think was back home herding those Nerfs while he was away on his adventures?

Next up:

No, the term you're looking for is scruffy looking nerf herder.

....Why? Why is this at all necessary? She makes no sense, for two simple reasons:

I’m sorry, that’s stupid. Han Solo is many things. Thief, scoundral, rouge. But he is overall still a good person and an honorable one. I find the idea that he could be openly cheating on his wife hard to reconcile with all we know about the character. And since the old EU is no longer valid that’s pretty much just…

"and a "city planet," with the whole planet built over."

Luke's face did get injured. He got wompa-ed right in the mug.

@99TelepodProblems: Why is Leia holding a chipmunk in her left hand?

The Luke-Leia-Han love triangle...yeah, it is a shame they didn't expand on that more.

Luke's face being injured was cut from the film? Wasn't that the whole point of the Wampa ice creature? To explain Luke's messed-up face?