If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

Well now a bunch of women, aged 18-25 in New England know what it’s like to be sad when Gronk goes down.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

Yeah this would never happen somewhere peaceful, like the Bay Area.