Danny Devito is like that weird drunk uncle that makes holidays more intetesting because you literally never know what he is going to say next

You need to watch Reese's 2014 film The Good Lie. She plays an employment counselor helping to relocate and settle Sudanese refugees. Her co-stars are Arnold Oceng, Ger Duany and Emmanuel Jal. Arnold is Ugandan. Ger and Emmanuel are Sudanese.

Either Lea Michelle has been replaced by a life-sized molded rubber action figure in a wig, or she needs to back WAY THE FUCK OFF on the makeup.

Yeah, I love drama because I’m never involved in it.

Do everyone’s kids a favor, and at the PTA meetings denounce the parents complaining about the “immorality” of comprehensive sex-ed in schools.

Croque madame > croque monsieur

It was the greatest twist of all time IMO as I would absolutely make Ryan Lochte my sex idiot but ESPECIALLY if he were repping Hut paraphernalia.

I think at that age it’s more of a mother/child bonding thing. I try not to judge but I would sure as hell would want my boobs back by that stage.

No, “women” as a whole are neither better at nor worse at anything than men are, but each of us has our own individual strengths or weaknesses (GASP I KNOW).

A THUNDEROUS round of applause for “Drawer potato.”

[or Oscar]

You either have to work out having recently shit (making the stationary bike a complete no-go) or shower BEFORE you work out.

I have a really great Father-in-Law who encouraged me to call him by his first name, unless I felt like calling him Dad. I’ve continued to call him “Hey,” like most civilized people.

My preferred form of address for the in-laws is also “Hey.” They know my preference and refuse to bend so we’ve reached this uneasy detente where they keep referring to themselves as “Mom” and “Dad” to me and I fail to use any noun whatsoever to address them.

oh no Julianne, you’ve just made me realize I’m too old because I don’t know what that is and I don’t know if this is you sharing a simple fact or if it’s a joke, excuse me while I go play bridge and rub some bengay into my joints

Whhhaaaaaa...? Yes, let’s give the fire more oxygen!

They’re quickly becoming the only Americans who can get one now.

I kind of get it from the writers’ point of view. It’s kind of the same thing as the “perfect victim” mentality. See, with non-white women, you have all these stereotypes that go with them and abortion. For example, black women and Hispanic women would be “promiscuous, uneducated trash who use it as birth control”.…

The usual reasons: liberal bias; places that specialize in chicken are a separate category (note KFC and Popeye’s also excluded); happens not to be one near my house.

Wendy’s are definitely the best and you really have to try the sweet and sour sauce at McDonald’s and Wendy’s. With that said all McDonald’s food has gone down hill for quality in the past 15 years to shave cost for profit! Literally can’t even taste the meat in a big mac anymore. The only thing worth buying are the…