In other news, the Pope admits to Catholicism and scientists discover bear excreta in forested areas.

Since that song was used in one of most iconic scenes from his most iconic film, I don’t think we should read too much into the lyrics. It’s just a textbook example of good old fashioned Tom Cruise narcissism.

Cheerios still greater than everything. Followed very closely by Quaker Oatmeal Squares.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

Wow, this question is fucking ludicrous. I’ve been to law school and practiced for several years and I know for a fact no lawyer would bother saving anyone else in a fire. Might as well be testing on legal customs of middle earth.

I actually don’t drink alcohol in general (I despise feeling even slightly tipsy) but I think the rabid shaming of any woman who dares to sip a beer in pregnancy is total moralizing, body-controlling BULLSHIT.

Part of me was like, “White lies aren’t so bad...”

Girl just let that awkward response come! Then you know where you stand and there’s none of this “who knows what’s going on with us?” stuff happening.

Like, who the fuck is sending out these text messages?

Not exactly an improvement, is it.

Yeah, they’ve had it on a few of the other sites for a few days. The size and font are out of control and the amount of white space is a travesty.

My favorite thing( I do not do this to my husband) is to fart in my sisters car and put the air on recirculate.

Sound over smell ANY DAY.

I can put a lot more grand slams under your belt, Andy.

Kara, will you please start a regular column of gifs? This and the one you use in another thread on this column are spectacular. It could be reviews of gifs, rankings of your favorites, clusters of gifs best used for various scenarios, or a regular column about anything you want but written entirely in gifs. Maybe not…

I don’t actually think it would be objectionable if—IF—it was equally common for men to take their wives’ names. But we haven’t reached that point yet.

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My boss is one of the best people I know on the whole entire planet, but when he told me one day that he “loves women” while explaining his feminist bona fides, I threw up in my mouth a little (he is an honest-to-god feminist; he just does not have the vocabulary). The next day at a staff meeting we got off on a…

here’s the male, it never fails it makes me wanna choke on kale, when it comes i wanna wail MAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEE.

1. I trim it all (but not very short) because I don’t like getting menstrual or other fluid ensconced in my pubes, and it’d drive me batty to have only trimmed the part near my vagina.