Important question: WHAT FLAVOR? Why isn’t that even reported in the original article. I would consider punching you for denying this to me:

Though i totally want one, that’s definitely how we got house cats, which I’m allergic to. Maybe I won’t be allergic to more-purely lion-based house cats though? And while you’re at it, could you also make sure it’s not tempted to eat the choking hazards I keep at its face level? And also that it won’t ruin my nice…

I was in elementary school 20+ years ago and the ONLY class we were ever sex-divided for was 5th grade sex ed, which was really more puberty ed + a desperate plea to us to wear deodorant. We were back together for 6th grade sex ed which was more anatomy and less “body hair doesn’t make you a werewolf, bleeding doesn’t…

i also feel like it’s racist in a weird way to assume that the kids will be adorable because they’re “mixed.” it’s also weird to fawn over children specifically for being asthetically pleasing. i’ve met both cute and ugly multi-ethnic children. the ugly ones i can think of off the top of my head are quadrilingual, so…

Not sure this is a female vs male thing. I am a woman and my husband says “you know?” at the ends of sentences all the time and it drives me up a freaking wall. I interrupt him all the time though, and mostly to say rude shit like “Yes, I do know, I was there when you had this conversation with someone else an hour…

People weren’t “just having periods for cultural reasons” — a lot of us just have them anyway. Not bleeding altogether is a side effect of Mirena FOR SOME PEOPLE, not all people. Seasonal birth control doesn’t actually stop periods for everyone. I am one of the unlucky who had a period monthly (lighter, sure, but…

My best wedding budget advice: Ask to see your friends’ contracts, especially if a, you’re getting married in the same city (wedding markets are very local), b, you know you’re in a similar financial position and/or c, you liked the relevant aspect of their wedding.

Putting things on your registry because you were told to put things on your registry. Registering at places that allow you to return shit for cash (or even credit if it also sells normal shit nobody will buy you from your registry). I returned the extra fancy (regular fancy, extra in number) wine glasses someone got…

A lot of the comments below are very pro calling out for abuse and anti if not, but I’m going to draw a different line: time. If you think your friend is dating somebody concerning, bring it up as early as possible. Hear them out. Then be supportive of whatever that friend decides. After a break up is clearly not as…

That’s how my parents met, too!

Uhhh doubtful. This is precisely the sort of thing they’re just going to look at on large scale and describe, and probably not very carefully.

My people are like a Siberian husky: pale, hirsuit, and VERY UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE SUMMER. SUMMER IS THE WORST WHY IS IT NOT OVER YET.

Taking a hard line on it either way seems kind of unnecessary.
Sex isn’t rude in and of itself. Many things that can result from sex are rude, but they’re all situational.

In answer to the titular question: before you’ve established your opinions on farts. And you should always have shame if you’re causing the person physical discomfort. After the conversation, though, you should only have shame if you’re causing discomfort. Not saying you shouldn’t do it, just saying you should acted…

I think I don’t fart in my sleep. I have soooo many farts built up by the time I wake up in the morning that I can’t possibly fart in my sleep. Farting is like the first thing I do in the morning.

Or should you change your name to Denise?

It’s got nothing on Liberty University.

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They’ll get to the stadium ok. They just won’t know where the fuck the goal is (hint: it’s up near the top).

Fun fact: These are all made from the excised tumors featured in A Special Episode of My Little Pony.