Kara, will you please start a regular column of gifs? This and the one you use in another thread on this column are spectacular. It could be reviews of gifs, rankings of your favorites, clusters of gifs best used for various scenarios, or a regular column about anything you want but written entirely in gifs. Maybe not…

Hey now. I do sometimes cry after a long and frustrating business meeting. It’s still perfectly professional because I do it in the privacy of my own home. I use whisky and whisky though, not wine and chocolate.

If I had an elaborate sex toy shop, I’d probably name it the Thunderdome rather than the Holidome, so there goes that theory.

Those women seem to be really enjoying straddling and vibrating on them. Perhaps an elaborate sex toy shop?

Heavy use of cached email on my phone to avoid needing any kind of connectivity.

Quick fix: have a super common last name, date only people with that last name (who aren’t your siblings!) in hopes that you marry one of them.

My hot take is that you are wrong.

1. I trim it all (but not very short) because I don’t like getting menstrual or other fluid ensconced in my pubes, and it’d drive me batty to have only trimmed the part near my vagina.

what if i WANT a hungry man dinner to come with my armpitageddon?

PROBLEM NOT SOLVED. Seersucker and linen. HAHAHA hell no. Have you ever talked to a perpetually warm person? At 77F I’d have to be fully naked and sitting perfectly still, and even then I’d be cool enough in some bits like my toes and sweaty in others like my midsection.

As someone who lived in Chicago for more than a decade, I can tell you that ordering delivery during a blizzard is foolish. The biggest WTF from that story was definitely the expectation that ordering delivery was going to work in the first place.

I regret every toast I’ve ever given at a wedding because they were not this toast.

Cooking ON AVERAGE is not that much cheaper than take out for single people in big cities because of the way single people in big cities tend to shop and cook. Some tips to make it much cheaper:

For a more-hilarious and possibly entirely accurate second, I seriously under-read

When large portions of your income come from investments, or your income depends entirely on the profitability of your business, as I suspect it does for lots of wealthy people, there’s no fixed dollar amount to tell your kids.

That is how I ride a bike. Not sartorially, but certainly running into curbs and eating shit. Sartorially, I usually wear a helmet, sneakers, more coverage on the bottom to prevent chaffing, and more coverage on top to prevent sunburn. If she’s going to copy my bike-riding moves, she might want to consider copy the…

Survive, sure, maybe, but to what quality of life? Babies born earlier than 28 weeks, with extremely low birth weight do not look like the babies in that photo, they are not healthy, they can’t breath or eat, they live in the hospital. Their likelihood of survival is measured up to one year and within that year, the…

Point the first: This is the trouble with trying to make a profitable business from a diet intended for situations like needing to drop a bunch of weight fast before a surgery (knee replacements, Bariatric surgeries, etc). Diets like MediFast, Atkins, etc weren’t originally intended to be for healthy people losing…

YES. I just watched all of Raising Hope on Netflix and was very sad she wasn’t immediately in another television comedy.

Around 10am and 4pm. I like to be fully awake and not feel like I’m actively digesting. Sadly, my husband is more of a 10pm kinda guy. Sometimes he wins, sometimes I win, often we both lose and we end up only boning on weekends.