Probably, but unlike Collinsworth blowing loads when Brady throws a 5-yard out, Rodgers was tossing fucking miracles pretty regularly throughout the game. Green Bay really had no business being competitive in that game, but they had Aaron Rodgers. I’m in no way a GB fan, but fuck man...that dude is good. 

I must’ve been watching the wrong game cause Buck and Aikman had their mouths so full of cowboy dick I couldn’t understand them.

I think with Sherman, much moreso than Bennett, it is a similar situation to that of Belichick. A man who really hates the kind of banal questions reporters usually ask and doesn’t really put much effort into hiding his disdain. Just that Sherman is a lot louder than Belichick when he feels his time is being wasted…

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

The argument that people knew what they were getting into is silly. I played high school football, and while clearly not talented, even I was told to suck it up and play. I remember getting my “bell rung” and people laughing about it as I looked up to the sky wondering where I was. I don’t remember (ha!) the word…

Because it doesnt need changes, nobody thinks the WRX is underpowered

Counterpoint: not everyone wants a larger (and heavier) car just to have more power.

Who says cars and alcohol aren’t a wonderful combination ?

Why do you like fat Chinese chicks? 95 lbs is the limit, bro.

They’re still in business but no longer give a shit about video games.

Did she at least get sex, tho?

Doctor: What happened, sir?

“carry your mannequin a little bit better.”

C-c-c combo braker.

What was his goal.... exactly?

Shakedown? Sextortion? Severe Co(p)splay?

Well clearly that Mustang hasn’t left yet. Coming into the event isn’t the problem. Mustangs can only leave car events with the engine at 9,000 rpm or above. It’s in the owner’s manual. Otherwise Ford comes and takes the car back.

[Smacks forehead] Buh! I guess my first car as a teen was also in my old man’s name... But it wasn’t a 370Z. This is like giving your todder two buckets of open paint and letting him loose in a newly-remodeled kitchen.

MONIIICAAAAAA!!!