Bunta would be proud.

This just proves tiny penis - er... suv, is more than enough to get the job done.

Well on the bright side, wall sports such as raquetball/handball/wall-soccer/ninjutsu will all be extremely popular again. In a sense, Trump might just be indirectly (or directly) attacking the exponentially increasing obesity crisis in the southern states. Also, it should absolutely curve exercises related health…

okay, now imagine a big ass stray dog doing this in the ghetto. that’s my life everyday.

that’s decadent. the car. eh hem. yes. the car.

to quote a good man, “And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause stone cold said so”

“You’re doing it wrong”

ayyy cue up all the fast food, podcasts, the stereo deck buttons, steering wheel controls, the occasional handy-j or blow, lap sexing, etc. that distracts people while driving while we’re at it.

some people are into ladyboys. so in that scenario that’d be a plus.

“chinese parts area” is a front for future products procured through TAS.

I wonder if it was a physics classroom that he smashed into. because you know... that would be ironic.

Ban honey from school. Problem solved. Next?

I’m all for this. Gaga will handle it.

*waits patiently to see quirky, albeit witty replies.

i complained once. once.

that emblem is thinking the same thing im thinking.

I don’t even know how anyone can disregard these glorious 80's rides. Must have been the cocaine.

sometimes it’s better to have and not need it than not have when you need it. stop reminding me of what i want but cant have.

can’t put a price on safety.

whoever was still using the bathroom during this time must have had a very shitty day... I’d have been pissed.