Nothing will piss off purists more than a silent Ferrari with exponentially less maintenance issues.

Nice, bidding now.

Having had a similar encounter with a dealership, I find her story eminently believable. (Not a threat of nudes, but a threat to trash my wife on social media.)

Just when I thought I had heard the worst thing a Stealership or their employee could do, the top it again.

The victim recorded the threat.

If the dealership is so worried about their reputation, maybe they should offer a better buying experience.

You’re missing the bigger crime.

Is it me or could a lot of the stories of Soichiro-era Honda read like this:

I do occasionally blog here, but sometimes I take stuff down to re-write it, so there are big gaps- http://barnmegaparsec.blogspot.com/

Congratulations, Mr. GrannyShifter, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an RS (Really Sweet) Audi which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her pants.

Congratulations, Mr. Andy Sheehan, Streetside Stig, on COTD! My award to you is a CRX which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she can drive in those strappy shoes.

Here’s a few ideas to spice up your Forza life immediately:

Really? I think it looks like a tricked-out Jaguar XK...

Congratulations, Mr. Justin Young and Mr. Sully, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an airplane which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she makes sure there’s no monkey-fighting snakes aboard.

Congratulations, Mr. The Devil Drives a Mustang, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a van which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she pops the balloons.

You’ll be okay. Hopefully, tomorrow.

Elon, repeat after me: “This was a tragic event. We take every design measure possible to minimize danger to passengers, bystanders, and first responders in the event of a collision. Unfortunately no vehicle can be made 100% safe, although that will forever be our goal.”