You give people too much credit. You’re assuming everyone thinks that far ahead ☺

Doesn’t this constitute as sexual assault? Law and order: svu will be all over this next episode.

This will be me when I’m 97, minus the Mustang.

I can’t believe I didn’t remember this one.

Let’s just hope she doesn’t charge union rates.

Final Fantasy R8. The only iteration 99% of people can’t afford to play.

RS indeed.

*Looks at scantily dressed woman. *Looks back at the time when I owned a crx.

Turbo, that’s what a VTEC does, yo.

Jesus better be at to afford something nice after all those offerings.

The Rock will take you down know your role boulevard which is on the corner of jabroni drive and check you directly into the smackdown hotel.

I’m willing to bet she’s not afraid of no motherfuckin’ snakes on no motherfuckin’ planes. Her mile high club training was specifically designed for that single purpose.

I’ll be honest, that looks pretty menacing. 8.7/10

Try meters/hour brah.

Clearly that turbo’s impeller was harder than that press’s psi could handle.

Mater saved by a Baiter? Sounds like the premise to a Disney movie or a very kinky porn.

Is she giving away free balloons?

I didn’t know I could have multiple orgasms until today.

We need a cotd picture and quick. I’m going through withdrawals.