I wouldn’t say everyone was driving it like a jackass. I hypermiled mine, even then i rarely achieved the sticker numbers from the time that I owned it.

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I did say it looked weird AF.

Especially the ones in the trunk.

Remove chrome, decals, paint stripes, 2 tone. Add tender flares, hood scoop, and stance, yo.

Ethereal drift

Weighs even less after you kick out unwanted women.

Pretty sure old shits won’t be buying this. Benzo’s target audience for this are the absurdly wealthy, or those who pretend otherwise. Mostly because they like fucking with peasants like me.

Lexus ls430?

Found in 60 seconds

Police: this is our new interactive 4D ride-along feature. We wanted to give prospective recruits a more visceral experience. Thus, real bullets, minority beatings, among several other real-world scenarios can occur spontaneously.

I’d give you more stars if I could. Westerners that have never made it past the border will never understand.

The system loves people like you.

As a kid, I would always be embarrassed going to the store and my pop. We’d be in Von’s and he’s there trying to work out a price with the meat guy. After I grew up and started traveling abroad (namely, third world countries), negotiating was the name of the game. I eventually came to terms with asking everyone for a…

Mk2 supras.

Steve Irwin: ay, see that there is a Mustang. They’re cute as a bugga when sleeping but extremely dangerous around crowds of people. Sightings of attacks are even more common than a pack of wild dingos around small babies. I’m going wrastle it anyways.

2000's Toyota siennas are dirt cheap. Lots can be found in damn good condition with low miles for under 5k. As for reliability, my friend has 3 (yes 3) with over 300k miles each (odometer broken). The only maintenance they’ve ever seen are oil changes and tires. Oh and the sad/impressive part, they still ride better…

I have a good feeling they’re going to... croak.

Sadly everyone was way off. In Asian FOB, maxima is pronounced Massema. Good guess though, I had a black kidding my class with the name Datsun. I’ll be honest, I was looking around for a Japanese kid.

Don’t do this to me.