No matter how skeptical/pragmatic I am, mirrors still freak me the fuck out at night time.

I loved the Ewoks because for once, Leia got to do something on her own without sitting in the background or getting rescued by someone else. By the time she’s found, she’s already handled the situation while the boys get themselves nearly roasted to death.

There’s that. All those were excellent points.

The thing that people so rarely talk about in this situation is how massively emphasizing virginity like this makes it almost a part of some womens’ lives, so even though they are now “allowed” to have sex with their husbands, they can feel hollow and worthless now that they no longer have this “important” thing as…

This is SUCH utter bullshit. I was in the Army for twenty years. All us females carried our own fucking gear ourselves AND did the fucking 12k. The mythical “300-lb”troop with gear here is lying or a bigot, or both. And *I* AND another 120-lb. soldier carried the fucking SAW. The MP company we worked with had nothing…

Sorry. It just freaking kills me that there are, you know, VOTERS who believe this shit. It’s like the idiots who believe that climate scientists are all involved in some mass conspiracy to positively review each others’ papers and keep those sweet government research funding dollars rolling in.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA*sob*...

There’s plenty of accessible water in California. Unfortunately, much like the water on Mars, it’s too salty to be of any help.

My huge and reasonable issue is that domestic violence is treated as less of a crime than the same behavior directed toward a stranger or non-household/non-family member. It should be the same.

It’s just that doing drugs is a way worse crime than attacking women.

There are times when I question my belief that the death penalty has no place in a modern, developed, progressive nation.

Choking shouldn’t be the label for the crime. Let’s call it what it is. It’s attempted murder, plain and fucking simple.

“The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.”

Because they aren’t actually corsets and the corset community gets annoyed when people try to pretend that they are.

If Zachary Levi is Tan, then I want to make out with Tan.

Don’t take a job as an executioner then. Don't like the changes to your job? Can't in good conscience do them? Step the fuck down.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

Peppers are terrible and horrible and I should probably check if I have some sort of allergy since pepper jack cheese makes me physically ill.

Finally, someone with the courage to stand up to Big Shitty Vegetable.