Grew up in a deeply conservative, religious house, with many home school-type friends (for example: my “sport” throughout middle and high school was competitive Bible verse memorization), and I was regularly warned against liberal indoctrination at college in exactly these terms. You know what happened? I went to…
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It would be really nice to see Jezebel use words like ‘bisexual’ or ‘pansexual’ once in a while! Pretty please?
I honestly hope you're just kidding. Just because she dated a guy before doesn't mean that she can't be attracted to women. There are A LOT of girls out there who like guys and girls. It's called being bisexual
Bisexuality doesn’t exist!
I’m totally with you that it’s mean to insult dadbods and short guys and the bemicropenised. It’s okay to have a physical type, but it’s not okay to vocalize your disgust for people who don’t meet your physical standards.
I am a ride or die OB fan and I am constantly grabbing them out of my purse thinking that I have grabbed a baby lips or sugar lip balm, looking at them bewildered wondering where the cap is then realizing OH YES OTHER SET OF LIPS and shoving them back in my purse.
Rousey is a valkyrie sent from Valhalla armed with only shade. It’s the only weapon she needs. The ability to rip people in half does the rest.
Coconut oil is amazing - massage and lube in one.
I want a shirt that says “fuck your tea kettle warmer.”
I don’t get how she’s a villain; she’s a legit badass who snaps arms in 15 seconds, she’s unspeakably gorgeous, she plays Pokemon, and showed up at WrestleMania and hip tossed Triple H of all people while wearing a DBZ “It’s Over 9000” shirt.
Somebody with crochet skills needs to make Ronda Rousey a tea cozy with those words on it as a gift.
"Fuck your tea kettle warmer," is the greatest thing I have read all day. I am seriously contemplating turning it into my personal 'fuck you non-sequitor battle cry' for those days you just need to rage through.
Thanks. Sorry if I scared you. We were talking the other night and she's finally lost all her steroid weight and her skin has cleared up, she's rolling with a super cute asymmetric bob and she looks wonderful.
When my wife was bald and in chemo, I'd have given anything to have to deal with random hair around the house. When she first started chemo, it fell out in giant clumps, leaving a halo of her naturally blonde hair on her pillow and wherever she sat. Eventually, she asked me to shave her head and that was when it all…
VULVA. Not vagina. It ain’t a tube, yo.
UGH with the looking super young thing! I posted on the other thread about a bunch of other shit, but this. THIS is the most fucking. annoying. part. about my professional life.
often the handshake is wierd if I get one. Limp or that half hand thing.
omg my cat is so much better at finding ponytail rings than I am. like WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!