I was so stoked for her goal. The penalty was absolutely the right call, but a team this good deserved to win with a goal in the run of play rather than a defender making a mistake that didn’t even deny a scoring chance. The perfect cap to the tournament.

She is straight up awesome. I cannot fathom how someone 5'4" can run that fast but she is blindingly fast. That speed erases a lot of mistakes that others make to the point that you don’t even realize there were mistakes made.

Which is amazing. What does it say about you as an American that you root against the Americans?

This should just generally be a worldwide policy for all sports until January 2021:

TRUMP: Are those people saying “Fuck Trump?” On MY news network?

You truly are a wordsmith,*squints at screen*

“I bet they watch everything ahead of time before showing it to him, just in case. haha So who knows what he sees.”

I’ve been reminding all the trolls and otherwise horrible people that are ripping on the WNT that the MNT is about to lose to a bunch of Mexicans that legally came to Chicago.

No, really though, Fuck Trump.

“‘Fuck Trump’ chant interrupted by live Fox News report” may be closer to the truth.

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

Can I just add “Fuck Trump!”

This is a lovely reminder to those fetid trailer trash numskulls that watch Fox News that most of the world actually hates their beloved douchebag leader.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Also cheering for each of the USWNT’s opponents in the knockout round because they’re ‘disrespectful’ or ‘hate america’ or whatever bullshit. God their salty tears are so refreshing and delicious.

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

Remember the fuckwits that were poo-poohing Rapinoe’s comments on visiting Biff because “they’re not gonna win so it won’t matter anyway.”? Good times.

It’s the entire state, having just been there for vacation in St Augustine, do they teach y’all to jerk the car over really hard to change lanes or is that just something everyone picked up out of some psychopathic need to cut people off?

First Responder here.

Unfortunate story pairing here...