The Jets could never have another winning season, draft only fullbacks in the first round and continue being run by generally unlikable pricks...

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

Disagree.

Oh hai Fieri!

Then I’m in the happy position to tell you Ramsay is an absolute peach. If I had to work a service tonight under any current TV chef it’d be Ramsay in a heartbeat. I’ve never heard a bad word about him from even my bitchiest industry friends (the worst they can say is he’s finally given in to the botox recently) AND…

Yes, because the options are “manbun” and “Smash Mouth cosplayer”

That fake undercover show infuriated me to no end. If for no other reason that it was so obviously fake!

Pretty haughty accusations for somebody who eats house cats.

do you ever think that like, that image everyone shits on - the frosted tips, the two-tone goatee, the sunglasses backwards indoors, the bowling shirts with flames, the stupidly big watches - do you think that like, that’s the look that got him famous, and secretly he hates it and wants to change, but his Food Network…

So they spent several seasons joking that both parties are the same, and now during a period of outrageous abuse of power and civil rights breaches this ostensibly libertarian show is whining about ‘why does everything have to be about politics?’

Ugh, damn. I miss that satisfying as fuck clicking noise.

Am I missing something here because this just sounds super super dumb from all aspects. Two teams can’t agree to work around a difficult situation, so the compromise is a solution that’s worse for both teams had they just given into the other’s demands? Game theory can’t explain how dumb this is. Two rival 7 year old…

Ok, folks... time for a little reality check.

Tom Llamas will write you up for printing your concert tickets from your office printer because it’s stealing company property.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

Finnish President: “Umm...I’ve got to leave. Our country has spent the last 75 years trying to explain being aligned with totalitarian dictators and I don’t want any further confusion.”

You should try having it put every comment on an article into your notifications! It’s a little strange for me too.

No internal beta can simulate site actively being read and commented on by thousands of people. Friend of mine specializes in helping web sites ramp up for spikes in traffic, because that site’s organization has big event, or high-profile thing happens. She said it basically impossible. (and, again, this is thing she…