These type of fabrics are horrible on basically everything. The micro-particles of metal end up in food chains and waterways and it’s bullshit.

These type of fabrics are horrible on basically everything. The micro-particles of metal end up in food chains and…

I can see some of those things being hard to grab, like the paperweight, or hard to fully remove, like the cotton balls. I can also see some of them being quite painful and that’s a bad place for cuts, so you don’t want to be yanking too hard. But yeah, smaller and slimmer things like a crayon or (unbroken) colored…

For some reason, it’s the fingernails that are really grossing me out

You'll probably regret this comment one day,  but today is not that day

I watched a college friend put something like $2.50 in quarters in his nostrils, so a little Rabbit vibrator would surely fit.

*reads ears section*...hehe. Dumbasses.

Difference between being an amateur and a professional right there

Papa John, however, had his whole head stuck up his ass.

SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS

Reminds me of that magic Johnson quote: don’t give up, don’t ever give up 

So which one of these was Drew?

Very legal and very cool

A big year for dominos.

I assumed it was the craft pipecleaner stuff, that’s more urethra sized-

How do you possibly explain the domino in a penis?  Honestly? 

I’ve lost count the number of time I’ve accidentally fallen on to a 6-8 inch penis shaped object, with my ass. It happens!

I dunno, several of these are a stretch....

Very common.

PIECE OF HARD WHITE PLASTIC THAT HE BROKE OFF WHILE WORKING W/ CRAFTS” - Just going to go ahead and say that this man was not actually working with crafts.

I judge my year based on whether or not I appear on this list. I do not, so my year was good.