Rapist Outs Self At Public Gathering For Free Press

Also, if you don’t trust a homeless stranger to responsibly manage a five or six figure payday, don’t deliberately set out to create one for him. It’s a massively disproportionate (and attention-seeking) way to reward a random act of kindness. 

Good. You can’t just withhold money belonging to someone because you think you are a better caretaker for it. If the guy needs a guardian or conservator to care for his money, then they should have tried to apply for that through the courts.  I have zero sympathy for these assholes.

I am a black person. Also a gay person. Try the fuck again dick.

That broke my spirit, and that is the reason why I had one foot in, one foot out the entire time I was on that show. Maybe that was me being petty, maybe that was me thinking it should’ve been something I never should’ve expected it to be, but in that moment it was so heartbreaking because I idolized her, I…

“Our Economy is setting records on virtually every front - Probably the best our country has ever done. Tremendous value created since the Election. The World is respecting us again! Companies are moving back to the U.S.A.”

so if I do this with Trump’s twitter feed all the first words are Mein Kampf in its entirety?? 

Begrudgingly accepting that I will never possess the power to, by the sheer will of my own body, take off into the sky and unshackle myself from the burdens of gravity, I’m all on board with this ship.

Reluctantly accepting that Keanu Reeves will probably never cross paths with, get to know, and eventually fall in love with me, I’m all on board with this ‘ship.

I love Keanu. Apropos of nothing really. I just wanted to type that.

Find someone that looks at you the way Keanu does Winona.

#winonustolemyheart

Reluctantly accepting that Winona Ryder will probably never cross paths with, get to know, and eventually fall in love with me, I’m all on board with this ‘ship.

you must be fun at party 

there is only one person today who can call herself Harriet, and it ain’t Nicki:

Nikki, can you hook me up with tickets and other swag?

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Seriously though can you imagine the collective scream from men if women genuinely took this advice? I would maybe have had sex once every three years, and now that I’m done having kids I guess my husband is done having sex! Forever! If men have a problem with it they can take it to Scott Lloyd. 

Like he’s gonna sit there and tell us that every time he’s had sex, he was 100% making a lifelong commitment. Bull. Shit.

Lloyd argued that women shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to give birth: