I guess it wasn’t a weiner.

Well duh, he’s a boxer. Those are best dogs in the whole wide world yes they are yes they are.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

This may be a stupid question, but why bother with underwear at all then?

That’s why we say a pair of trousers/pants, because they used to be two separate pieces. In German they were called Beinlinge, which literally translates to leggings I just realized. I either just made a very profound observation or the medication for my ear infection is leaking into my brain.

Didn’t everybody wear crotchless underwear or something like that?

alexa is reading the articles and siri is posting my comments...its as close to group sex as i’m likely to get.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

I could see this happening. But he’s also an idiot so he could easily be a puppet if the right people are pulling the strings. I don’t know. I feel like I don’t know anything anymore. I should change my screen name...

I understand this feeling, but I cannot support it. He is the president-elect. He will be the president for at least four years. We have to deal with reality. It will be most productive if we accept reality rather than wishing it away.

It’s nice Tiffany has a friend.

He’s impeachment proof. Get rid of him and you have President Pence.

Of course he’s busy. He’s got a lot of losing to do today.

I have to give this woman credit. While I think the republican party as a whole stands for some backwards, racist, sexist, greedy principles that defy logic, civility, and science, when it mattered this woman did what was right. So many partisan folks will not step back and assess reality. Good for her. I may disagree…

I’m honestly a little surprised the chem trail crowd hasn’t taken their theories to the next logical conclusion: the vapors that rise from hot water. I mean, think about what chemicals the government must be putting in our water supply for that to happen! (Hint: Follow the chem trails to big fluoride.)

He can’t even enjoy a steak anymore!

Ok, it’s official. I wouldn’t be able to tell you (anyone) what true shade is if I was standing beneath a tree at high noon.

I had a dream last night where Hillary won (thank god!) and was magnanimous to the Hairy Cheeto in her victory speech.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.