“I’ve very excited about because I fucking love Domino’s”

By the same token

Randy Travis singing “Amen” killed me dead. I cried and wasn’t ashamed at all. I saw him in concert in the early 90's (Alan Jackson was the *opening* act) and it was one of the best I have ever seen. Funny, charming and the voice of an angel. It breaks my heart to see him like this.

It takes a special kind of self-importance to, in 2016, say to yourself, “I know blackface is *usually* really offensive but it will totally not be when *I* do it.”

The shit of that was, Whoopi wrote the jokes and they made the decision together for him to do blackface. From what I remember, in those days Friar Club was nasty, filthy, worst jokes ever and NOT TELEVISED. I think neither of them expected word of her induction(because that’s what it was) to get out.

I think she’s dressed as a future part-time instructor at a small for-profit college with no medical or retirement benefits.

Kids have always been shitty, but used to be limited to a handful forums with which to be shitty to one another (lunch table exclusion, rollerskating birthday party invites, sleepovers, etc.).

I’ve been reading “Beyond Belief” which was co-written by Ron Miscavige’s niece. Pretty fucked up stuff.

Having recently read several books about scientology I will most definitely watch every episode. I am so impressed by the people who have escaped the church and are now speaking out.

So, let me see if I understand this.

See it from the cop’s point of view. You are confronting a clearly racist Redneck. A thick head, thick neck older one who was probably raised this way and will die this way.

So sorry that happened in your life. You deserve better. Public transit should be safe for women. I hope it never happens again.

While I admit Claire did bring something unique to her version, Olivia was my Juliet in school...

“I honestly don’t know how you people do it”

no, this is a clear ethical violation and she needs to be gone.

PIX11: “ When police from the 112 precinct arrived, they put both the suspect and Morancy in handcuffs until, Morancy says, they figured out who was the perp and who was the hero.” Really, Rachel, this is standard procedure. How are the cops supposed to know what is what right away? They sorted it out, arrested…

Brag that starts out terrible: I found mold underneath my master bathroom baseboards while painting. I ripped out several feet of baseboard and drywall to get to all the mold, bleached, dried, and covered with primer. In the middle of patching the drywall which was intimidating, but not actually that hard. Also…

Don’t give a flying hoot if this is TMI but I FINALLY GOT SOME YOU GUYS. AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS. I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HOW TO USE MY LADYBITS, AND NOW I REMEMBER AND IT’S GLORIOUS. DO OTHER PPL KNOW ABOUT THIS????

I’ve come to the startling realization that I might be an Old, because I don’t know the difference between reading and clapping-back (although I have my suspicions). Google is not helpful, and on first glance urban dictionary wasn’t either. Do we have a glossary somewhere on Jezebel where I can look up the meanings of…