How about tens and twenties?

Starred and unstarred, just so I can star it again.

My friend went into a Target yesterday, and saw a bunch of onesies that said “Future President” in with the boy baby clothes. There were no such onesies on the girl baby clothes side. She took half of them off the rack and moved them to the girl side, which is why we are friends.

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Please thank this loyal citizen for planting the seed.

We need this. We needed you. Thank you Kara.

Not only do they not think it’s bad... they think it’s a COMPLIMENT. Rejecting compliments is rude and a sign that the person has a screw loose. Hence, any woman who isn’t flattered by the sexual attention of any guy they consider a peer (or someone they aspire to be) obviously has a hostile agenda and must be…

One of my most cherished memories of those days gone by is being in complete misery and stopping to purchase some super strength Midol. Having completed the transaction with the adolescent male clerk, I ripped open the box and began to claw at the child-proof cap right at the checkstand without success. Finally I…

I think maybe we should take it fishing.

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?

My earliest complete memory is happy....riding in a red toy train full of other toddlers, in a brand new park I’d never seen before, feeling super overwhelmed and full of cake and then some fuzzy time later FIREWORKS (which I loved and still love). I think the reason I remember this many details about it is because I…

Sorry but yes, science existed all the way back to before the Early Neolithic.

Trial and error, plus adapting methods is still experimentation. Basis of scientific study. Maybe it wasn’t called that back in the cave days, but it’s still a form of science.

Even worse - these morons outright reject Science altogether... while tweeting on their smartphone or taking antibiotics for their latest UTI.

Yeah, my concept of FWB is that you’re not really friends — you just hook up, privately, and if you do run in the same social circles, you pretend it’s not happening. This is more like friends who hooked up once (and maybe had been secretly crushing on each other for a while) and decided it might work, and, sweet, it…

When I was a kid, my mom ran her own self-publishing business out of our house. It wasn’t the most successful business and money was SUPER tight, but she published the summer program catalog for my girl scout camp, and they paid her with a barter - my sister and I could spend all the time we wanted at girl scout camp.…

I’m sure his wife can help him.

Aw, do you feel small and helpless? Good.

I am going to mis her, her husband, and their beautiful family so very, very much come January. We have been so fortunate to have them these past eight years.