If myself and 5 other people named Caroline had a business for years, and our titles were “Sales Caroline” and “Marketing Caroline” and “Operations Caroline” but our names being Caroline had nothing to do with the business we were doing, and we hired a Katie, I don’t think it’s cry-baby PC trigger Obama culture to say…

I’m super pro-choice, but I think it’s a huge step from every woman has the right to abortion access to every OB has an obligation to provide the service.

“She’s got more soul than the top 100 bro-hat country phonies.”

So is Calvin Harris going to be the new Jennifer Aniston in that there will be ten years of “LOOK HOW SAD HE IS ABOUT TAYLOR WHILE HE BUYS BREAD” pictures in the tabloids??

He is an adult, very, very rich man. He doesn’t have to do this if he doesn’t want to.

The transcript of those proceedings was delicious.

RBG and Kagan were fierce AF in the arguments. I loved every minute of reading it.

I am so fucking happy about this I started tearing up at my desk. Then again, there’s a decent chance that I’m newly pregnant (!!!), so that also may be fun new hormones at play!

I mean, “You call me up again just to break me like a promise/So casually cruel in the name of being honest” or “You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter” are pretty good though.

I have nothing constructive to add, but I would just like to say that I am SO FUCKING RELIEVED.

SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS

My favorite line (thus far— I’m still reading) from Breyer’s majority opinion: “We add that, when directly asked at oral argument whether Texas knew of a single instance in which the new requirement would have helped even one woman obtain better treatment, Texas admitted that there was no evidence in the record of…

He had no redeeming qualities, no remorse and he never even faced any kind of ramifications. They should have had Ray Ramono’s character as the main character and Bobby Cannavale in a supporting role.

Yeah, no kidding. If I had enough talent to use my endless string of semi-serious relationships for inspiration to write wildly popular songs, I’d be doing that.

If it were not for the songs and money, it would basically just be normal dating in your twenties.

Women in control of their shit are always going to be vilified. Young, old, it doesn’t seem to matter...men can use and abuse any number of women in rapid succession but seem to cry the loudest when the script is flipped.

Yeah I mean, the guy I’m dating is 10 years older... We are 31 and 41, but I’m a mature 31 and he’s... a man. So it evens out.

FUCK HE WAS IN MY CITY LASTNIGHT AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT?!!?!?!?!! I mean I may not look like T. Swift but I can give a helluva blow job. Wait, no, really I’m not that good at blow jobs either I am just very enthusiastic. Well, wait. No, I’m not enthusiastic about giving them, but I’m very excited at the prospect of…

Her entire media team deserves a raise. And I’m sure she’s had a fun time with it as well, she was such a good sport during #textsfromhillary.

Yeah, it’s totally “corporate whoredom” to expect to be fairly compensated for your work.