When I was in first grade, our teacher took us to the school library and told us to pick a book for a book report. I went straight to Judy Blume and picked the only one of her books that they had and that I hadn’t already read. This teacher, faced with the prospect of a 6 year old boy standing up in front of the class…

Let’s put it into perspective: yes, his father was abusive. Yes, you could say that the way he was a child star made it so he never had a childhood.

Still hoping for Idris Elba, tbh. The world isn’t ready, but who cares.

Like 5-10 minutes no-eye contact humping, but not in an unpleasant way. And then he’d bring you a scotch.

You gotta admire his spunk, though.

“Sometimes I need to check my email while I’m at a concert so this would piss me off.”

People managed to go to live events for decades without phones. They’ll live.

Those of us trying to watch the show will not miss you, I can assure you of that. Catch the dvd and text your bae from the couch if you really need to.

That she’d see it as an HONOR!!!

I was actually serious there, but your comment is still pretty funny. :D

Let’s do one of those pretend conversations here. Kanye calls Taylor:

You are aware Swift was already a success when Kanye ran on stage and interrupted her, right? She was already in possession of various AMAs and Grammy awards. I'm no Swift fan but I'll give credit where credit is due.

I don’t know. I’m a devout reader of Lainey Gossip and while rumours like this abound in blind items and gossip sites, she’s never suggested that there’s a swath of closeted gay celebrities pushing phoney beard relationships. The same talk has happened with Jake Gyllenhall, and I don’t buy it either. The resentful way…

I think Kanye thinks he is telling the truth but doesn’t have the self awareness to realize how the conversation actually went.

I’m speaking more generally of the conservative punditry. I know alot of people that are definitely conservative and own guns but have no qualms about most reasonable forms of gun control. The conservative punditry has for year now toed the hard core NRA line regarding gun control.

I love how much Taylor Swift refuses to lose.

That’s not the same thing as being full of yourself...

are you sure you don’t have PTSD because it was a Darius Rucker concert?