I’m glad there were no cemetery surveillance cameras back when I was a 49-YEAR OLD TEACHER!!!

horsehair mattress stuffed with molding copies of Hustler

Those are Tom Cruise’s original teeth!

I like naked Madeline Stowe as much as the next guy, but I can’t understand why you put the word “naked” in the headline. It seems to make light of a terrifying situation.

I would say the source of gender inequality is a fundemental belief that women are inferior (or ‘different’) to men. Gender inequality in marriages is a symptom of that general inequality. Gender inequality definitely predates marriage, which makes it pretty unlikely that it is caused by marriage.

So me and my fella aren’t officially engaged, though we are most certainly talking about it a lot and I think we’ll end up doing it at some point.

Last night some of my girlfriends and I got to talking about wedding plans and the four of us basically figured most of it out. And we figured out how to do most of it on…

wedding-industrial complex

No, I meant the actors.

I’ve always loved Nicole, even when she was with Tom and at Peak Hollywood. I remember a photo of her after she & Tom split, taken in Australia, I think — she was wearing all black, standing on a sidewalk looking utterly lost and forlorn, and my heart just went out to her. It’s really lovely to see how she’s rebuilt…

I know I’m biased* since I actually like Taylor despite her being #problematic, but this. Regardless of how juvenile or silly people think her lyrics are, she’s been recognized by American songwriters for her entire career. Obviously since she’s at the peak of her career it was a good time to award her something but…

I like people that don’t like me TOO much. Too much liking, wtf is wrong with you?!

I’m not saying he has to believe it. I’m saying I don’t believe he hasn’t heard it before.

My boyfriends dad is ADAMANT that we get a prenup before even talking about getting married. He has no idea my family is far better off than his and that the prenup will actually benefit me far more than it would my bf. Of course, my family isn’t ostentatious and showy with our stuff which is why he thinks my family…

I’m kind of with you on this. For the true believers who see abortion as murder, there really is no middle ground.

As disgusting as this is, I actually prefer this on a idealogical level compared to the politicians who think there should be exceptions. I think it is pretty hypocritical to allow it in some cases and not others because you either think that the fetus is a fully formed human being or you don’t. I don’t really see how…

There is most certainly more going on with Brit’s mental state than the public is aware of, given that the last time we had information about her mental state, she was in the middle of a public breakdown which endangered her children. Since 2008, no information about her mental health has leaked. That is because her…

I think it’s better. The court sees everything he spends, so it’s not like he’s stealing. The amount being paid to him is less than what would be paid for an accountant and money manager individually. And he’s less likely to try and manipulate her in other ways just so she can get money for a Coolata.

Are dorks not allowed to dance?

@Solangeknowles : you’re > your.

Over 15 years ago, I had Beyoncé’s husband.