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I took it to mean always seeing the back of his head cause he's always leaving

Because it’s a VULVA!!! V-U-L-V-A

Four years ago, a (female) member of the Michigan House was barred from speaking by the (male) Speaker after she used the word “vagina” on the House floor.

Plot twist: it was because she was saying vagina when she meant vulva.

On the one hand some of O’Keefe’s paintings do resemble vaginas and on the other hand the principal comes off looking like a cunt. It’s really rather magical when you think about it.

She probably meant to say “test the taste of the tea by smelling” and misspoke. If someone judged my intelligence based on the amount I misspeak they’d marvel at how I even got out of bed in the morning.

Someone yesterday made an excellent point, every senator who wrote a "character reference" for this monster needs to be examined by the public and their political opponents.

Agreed, mostly. Our oldest daughter was born with one ear that didn’t fold. It didn’t just stick out, it stuck WAY out, even through her hair. We didn’t think or do much about it - it was just her ear. But in school kids were making fun of her, and she’s very sensitive. We scheduled surgery after consulting a plastic

I’m just curious, if you are interested in some kind of cosmetic change, why go for the area that will be seen by the least and yet has the most nerve endings?

I stopped going to my (former) gynecologist because they had pamphlets about labiaplasty everywhere in the office. I just can’t understand what doctor would actually perform this kind of surgery, especially on a CHILD. This is the kind of stuff that makes me want to become a hermit.

That’s .... Not a very good comparison, my friend. “Should pilots have to hear degrading and threatening comments about themselves from the passengers throughout the duration of every flight?” would be more accurate.

Hot take: Daffodil is the best possible name for a bulldog

Tweeting back something like “you should be ashamed of yourself” is a good start.

The thing is — this video will come as no surprise to any woman, but it obviously comes as a surprise to many men. They don’t have to worry or care about online harassment because their voices are the majority. Spaces are theirs to own.

So then the question is - if it’s a small majority of men, then why the hell has almost *every* woman experienced something similar? Even if it’s just an incredibly small minority of men, if that minority is disproportionally affecting a majority of women, is that not then a societal issue?

I say this sincerely: that must be nice.

I honestly think it’s because most people (myself included) presumed that elephants had udders located like other quadripeds; on the belly, not the pecs. I mean, think about it; cows, goats, horses, and sheep all have udders in the back.

What we’re all missing is the grave injustice of Andrew Jackson being forced to relocate by the federal government. He must be very sad...

“Excuse me, my tusks are up *here*."