he's only allowed to communicate via pagers and burners

Yes, and in that five minute Google search you would also see that anti-Semitism in France means you can go to jail and thus do not actually have "free speech" rights to attack or satirize everything. Charlie Hebdo fired a staffer for anti-Semitism, but never for offending Muslims. So thanks for making the commenter's…

The Onion is, for the most part, tasteful and has specific points beyond, "Hey! Look at this and get mad!"

The 2015 Oscar Nominations Have A Lot Of Good And A Lot Of Bad

We're finally getting ours.

Congratulations, white people! We did it again!

These assholes are worse than the Kia dealership I used to deliver to, and those guys were fucksticks of the highest order.

Arts aren't about knowledge either; if they were, they would be called "science".

Hiroshima and Nagasaki circa 1942 might disagree with your "Einstein = Good" conclusion.

Oh, lord. I have no idea what comparison you're talking about. I hope you're not implying that I condone violence against any group of people because I support free speech. So many responses have been crying about freedom of speech when they're clearly only invested in protecting the speech of the already privileged.…

Ugh.

They're really rocking the dragon with those punches.

Here's a thought you might find unwelcone at first, but ultimately somewhat comforting: freedoms for all MEN were not codified in law until only a somewhat longer eyeblink ago, historically. In fact, there were no written laws for anyone or anything until the ancient Mesopotamian societies, a "mere" 4 or 5 thousand…

I started seeing the "All Lives" variation WEEKS before what happened in New York. As soon as the ferguson grand jury decision came down, and the "black lives" hashtag started, the "all lives" variant was happening.

Yes, there are people who describe things in pedantic, condescending tones; and yes, some of them are men; but holy fuck, it seems like any time a man describes something and a woman is unhappy with the man, the guy's a "mansplainer."

Namibia: Green

Explore/name a procedurally generated universe? FUCK AND YES

I love the official under the basket who starts to call a blocking foul, but then takes pity on the poor defender and just lets it go.

Because we're losing the best character DC had in the last quarter century, Oracle, in favor of yet another Batgirl (especially since we had a very good one in Stephanie Brown). Not to mention it would be nice if DC wasn't eliminating a very positive character with a disability. So pardon me if I'm not applauding…