Yeah it’s very strange. I’m from STL, and Drew is my absolute favorite writer, yet the hatred really irks me. I love the hate on the Cards because A. they win a lot and B. Cardinals fans (myself included) absolutely deserve it. But the blind hatred towards the entire region and anything that comes out of it makes no…

I was drunk and tripping shrooms in college, and I saw this infomercial. I said out loud, “My feet deserve the best.” And then I bought this.

This is still one of the most remarkable things that has ever happened to me. It wasn’t my phone, but it’s still worth telling.

Molina refused to take part in any promos for the ASG voting this year because he didn’t think his play deserved All-Star recognition. The guy knows he hasn’t been playing as well as he should be.

Cards fan here. The only upside to this story is that we’re overshadowing the Hawks victory. In all the wrong ways. The Right Way.

That would explain your name

He’s the hero Houston deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

It feels weird that Drew Magary didn’t post this. Am I wrong in saying that?

That was definitely a Coke.

Your name is the only reason your response was at all justified.

Nope. No, nah, negative, fuck that nope nope nope.

Left shark?

Card's fan here. I fixed the headline for you.

Haha maybe I should have buried the Blackhawks back in the list. Blackhawks fans are the fucking worst though, they make the Cardinals' fair-weather fans look knowledgable.

From STL, love the Cards organization, but I cannot fucking handle the Best Fans In Baseball shit. It is arrogant as it is absurdly untrue. We pass shit like this around because A. we love the attention and B. we know that every word of it is true. Every sports has its asshole fans (Blackhawks, Seahawks, Yankees,…

This is one of my favorite Kinja comments of all time.

I've seen rams hit things harder.

Never go full Kermit.

"Why is the cork on the fork?"

Mark Bartman.