Two deaths is a small price to pay for this dope-ass stance. I’ll be in the back seat with your mom. Sincerely, YouTube.

Went to read the comments on this Chiron article and found myself reading about the trophy truck article below. Anyone else hate this new setup?

Raph,

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

I saw it, but the guy says he’s from Kentucky in the comments.

That combat ship is Littorally unsinkable.

I was playing this shit before your 10 year old was alive, so frankly Pat, I don’t give a damn.

Actually, I know exactly what that white van is. They are Apple’s mobile sales team. They sell limited edition and overstock products. I found one in a parking lot in Minneapolis one night last year and bought these limited edition Beats headphones. The guy said they were originally $2000, but they had ordered too…

my time to shine!!! I worked for *INSERT OEM HERE* as a release engineer for weatherstrips, and DLO’s those chrome strips around the windows are not so easy to change color, they aren’t like a bumper, or insert on the side of the car. they are almost always stainless steel or aluminum usually stretch-bent or stamped.…

Don't forget Mark Zuckerberg and John Twitter. Just kidding. I think his name is Mike Twitter.

Some old Rolls Royce

I told Doug he may need to go older on this one, maybe ‘50s or ‘60s. But what’s interesting enough to draw an audience for a whole year? This is my top suggestion at the moment: