The lengths people will go to because of their discomfort over calling people the names and pronouns they wish to be called (including, very occasionally using “they/them” as a singular pronoun, something that has always been “allowed”) without regard to what genitalia/chromosomes they were born with or what…

Can someone please make me a diagram or PowerPoint? -signed, a woman not into sports 

“We keep accusing her of this thing, despite having no evidence, and her denials are all the proof we need.”

What do you want though? Like, what is the correct response here? You admit that you wouldn’t be surprised if she was on ozempic or if it were just another celebrity health regime, so what is she supposed to say if it’s the latter?

But I thought this was a sTaTeS rIgHtS issue? So why is this bitch thinking she can tell another state what to do?

Apparently Curry is now a QAnon/antivax/rightwing/transphobe pile of trash, which is likely helping inform her stupid-ass takes.

This almost sounds like an inspiration for A Serbian Film, which had a plot summary so hideous I can’t even believe it was made. I watched a couple of clips (including the ending) against my better judgment and yeah...trust your instincts, folks.

You have to consistently eat a lot of the right foods to build muscle, so being jacked after 20 years of an apocalypse is actually less realistic than being curvy by eating whatever junk you can get your hands on.

No sort of defamation or slander is needed to make Samantha Markle and her father look bad - they do a fantastic job of portraying themselves as massive assholes all on their own.

Ageism and misogyny are absolutely a problem, Madge, but that’s not why we’re distressed by your face. If a 25 year old man had comparable work done, I would be horrified by that, as well. Also, long-range lenses? No, lady, you CAN’T SPEAK CLEARLY ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THIS. That’s not sneaky visual distortion.

Brendan isn't being ungrateful. He was assaulted by the former head of the HFPA. You know...the people who run The Globes...

What she’s providing to her son is a sanitized version of these things, especially the sex work, to justify her own actions to him.

I mean if some a-hole kid is going to try to bully him because of his Mom then he shouldn’t be in the dark for the reason why. I doubt she explained the “mechanics” to him, there’s a way to discuss bodily autonomy and sex-related labor without being obscene.

It’s refreshing to see the body normalized instead of sexualized in a parenting style

That looks exactly how I’d stand around a professional colleague I was required to spend time with. 

His response is gross and deeply unsurprising.

Jesus. Can anyone imagine Jezebel publishing an article about a 51 year old man dating a 24 year old woman and asking how the man is able to tolerate the young woman and speculating about her sexual prowess? 

A while back, somewhere between the 1,917th and the 2,390th screeching dingbat rant on this topic, I asked for the definitive ruling on what is an acceptable age gap. Still waiting.

Can’t wait to read about the woman who wants to go back in time and fuck Hitler so she can carry his bloodline back to the future. 

Sorry, why is this a story? Clearly this woman needs mental health assistance, not elevated social media visibility. Please don’t encourage shit like this.