Jon Lovitz may not play many badasses in film, but he did slam Andy Dick’s face into a bar for talking shit about Phil Hartman’s death. So that’s cool.

In my virtual kingdoms I’ve put in countless hours to fully gear out my characters. My overwatch gorilla has the finest jackets and hats. My fallout character lives in a beautiful, sprawling city that I custom designed. He even has a stable 401k. I am married to a hulking, horned demon in another game. In the real…

Haters going to hate. But winners going to win. Go Ravens.

Please. Nobody from Dundalk gives a shit about the Caps or Wizards.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

At the Copa...Copacabana.

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

How about: “D IN Mi A55 3x”

I probably worked your Dad’s plane more than a few times. I was an air traffic controller at Ramstein Approach in the mid 80s and we would get our asses kicked when the Zwei birds would nightfly the Bravo routes. Ask your Dad about those missions. If you didn’t already know it, he was a total badass if he flew RF4s on…

I read “Germany” then “Brat” and got really confused for a second.