“Irreparably fucked his career”

What? Oh, sorry. Didn’t hear you. I was masturbating.

I used to own Cannonball Run 2, but then I used the VHS to film people having sex. Because I’m a pervert.

I assume.

I’m well aware of recognitions. He’s a sanctimonious nitwit. But for some reason he keeps showing up.

Classic Norm.

Then take ME seriously:

Thank you good sir. I shall check it out.

You thought they were reviving a show nobody watched that was cancelled six years ago?

Is it a pumpkin? NOPE, SWEET POTATO!

Not laughing.

I’m actually more offended that this is what The AVClub deems funny these days. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. This is not the AVClub I remember from just a couple years ago.

Yes. Hilarious. My sides. They are splitting.

Bring it!

Seems like you’re the one making a big deal of it. I was just goofing around.

It. Doesn’t. Matter.

I’m okay with that.

Zack Snyder

“Superman accidentally flew into the sun and was disintegrated on the way back to his already destroyed home planet. The End."

Sounds wonderful!