More money than he actually has, that’s for sure.

One time in college I got so depressed over failing a course I ate 6 cans of SPAM in one night. Needless to say, it only added to my depression.

(Daaaaamn Gina sits at their desk, shuffling papers and pretending to know how to read)

Jesus Christ, Tom. Get a life.

But on the upside, today was the day Donald trump finally became president.

Now all I can see in my head is Predator walking into a house, and Sterling K Brown popping his head in and telling Predator to “have a seat right over there”.

R.I.P. Mr. Reynolds.

Whew. Glad you came in here to say that. We were all waiting with bated breath to get your take.

Oh God, I completely forgot about “Viva Los Muertos”. Yeah, that was one of the more forgettable episodes.

Forget it, UnnumberedOne. It’s AVClub-town.

Not until you take the cork off the fork like a real man.

Star Fox Zero. Once I realized I couldn’t change the control style, I gave up and haven’t picked it up since.

I’m right there with you. I wanted to love it, because I generally love Metroidvanias. But I like to wander around them looking for secret stuff. Dead Cells doesn’t really do that to the extent that Metroid does, and it bummed me out.

I expect nothing less at this point. Do people just not hire editors anymore? Or at least try to edit themselves? A simple once-over would have fixed this one.

Ah, okay.

Good for you.

The only season I ever watched was the first. And I gave up about 3/4 of the way through because I was so bored. And I honestly don’t remember Sarah Paulson being in it.

Especially if you like it when a reviewer can relate everything in a movie back to an episode of Star Trek.

It’s...okay. Not great, just okay.

I’m not defending her. Spare me your misplaced sanctimony.