We need something to distract from the fact that we're fucking awful this year.

That's cool, Disqus. I didn't want to log in with my AVClub account anyway…

All God's (Transparent) children are terrible.

anybody else having a shit time with disqus today? I can't seem to login with my AVClub account at all.

If I remember correctly, the audience audibly booed at that joke when I saw The World Is Not Enough way back in 1999.

That's how discussions seem to work around here now. You either agree 100% or you're somehow accused of being on the other side of the argument.

I refuse to believe that that guy ever ruled the Earth.

In Batman Forever's defense, at least they sort of tried with their special effects. Batman and Robin had a scene where the entire city is frozen, and you can clearly see the rubber icicles wobbling back and forth in several shots.

Yeah, he was nominated for an Emmy for Roseanne almost every year it was on. Never won.
Although he DID win a single Golden Globe for his performance. But have you seen him in Roseanne? That episode where his mother is put in a mental institution? That is Oscar-caliber acting.

I don't know, but something tells me Jack's gonna get stabbed in the neck in a couple weeks.

Michael Pitt's doing a fantastic job as Verger.