Now you know why Mark Balelo is dead.

Just let the show die instead of burdening it with a douchebag idiot from a failed Cable News Network (a subsidiary of the CIA dis-information network operations).

Jurassic Park 5: My Neighbor Torosaurus
JurASSic Park 6: Rape-a-Saurus On the Prowl
Juanassic Park 7: Me No Hablo Ingles, federales. ¡Ay, caramba! Perro Verde GrandeJurassic Park 8: Diplosaurus Out of the Closet — The Gay Dinosaur Musical Show

Jurassic Park 4: KittySaurus LIVES! (meow)

DO you know what Anne Burrell would say about this situation?
Lube up your breasts, keep them nice and moist.

And then she ran off into the woods screaming, "PHALLIC SYMBOL!  PHALLIC SYMBOL!"
Thankfully Nicholas Cage gives her a flying kick before the movie ends.

Or this, "ooo naughty mr chips"http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Or this, "ooo naughty mr chips"http://www.youtube.com/watc…

The funner thing about it is that all that weight is supported by a spine flexer.
Want to know how to wipe out an infantry with armor of that type? ITCHING POWDER. You can whack them with a cactus and they're screwed.

The funner thing about it is that all that weight is supported by a spine flexer.
Want to know how to wipe out an infantry with armor of that type? ITCHING POWDER. You can whack them with a cactus and they're screwed.

the website is offline by requirement of the nickelback lawyers

the website is offline by requirement of the nickelback lawyers

Douchebag on the run, never any fun, he's a douchebag on the run.
So what genre is forever-douchebag Tom Cruise polluting with crap this week?

Douchebag on the run, never any fun, he's a douchebag on the run.
So what genre is forever-douchebag Tom Cruise polluting with crap this week?

Face it folks, the audience love Gerald Butler in leather undies, a big beard, and deep voicing it.
When you've got a killer demographic win, run it out for all it's worth.

Face it folks, the audience love Gerald Butler in leather undies, a big beard, and deep voicing it.
When you've got a killer demographic win, run it out for all it's worth.

So giant foam costumes cost $20 million in budget?!?
Can anyone say "The Books Have Been Cooked"?
Time to get the financial auditors on the case.

So giant foam costumes cost $20 million in budget?!?
Can anyone say "The Books Have Been Cooked"?
Time to get the financial auditors on the case.

Crappy music, violence against women, and lame lyrics.
Dear lord, they've hit all of the key demographics for the black male audience.
If they had pics of Chris Brown devouring fresh human flesh, they'd have a black audience platinum sale record.

Crappy music, violence against women, and lame lyrics.
Dear lord, they've hit all of the key demographics for the black male audience.
If they had pics of Chris Brown devouring fresh human flesh, they'd have a black audience platinum sale record.