Yeah, pretty sure he/she is just crazy. Should have just went with the firing squad.

Personally, I like the commy Chinese approach to drug addiction. You get one opportunity to get clean, if you don’t succeed, we kill you. Easy peasy.

Live mascots are awesome! As a terps fan, I don’t think a real diamondback terrapin would be very inspiring though.

I need to figure out how to get in on this prison labor thing, I need all kinds of yardwork and shit down around the house.

If I went to shake someone’s hand in a business setting, and they just somehow declined, I would definitely think there is something wrong with them. Like they have a weird germ phobia or something.

Hitler was a great public speaker and the Nazis were good at propaganda, that’s all she was saying.

This is why I hate all the new NFL safety junk. In the long run, we’re all dead, so who gives a fuck?

If he wants to get paid, just go to Europe or another foreign league until he is ready for the NBA.

Sad fact is that this girl is probably long dead, and this video is just an unrelated hoax.

Yeah, I just want the players on the team I like to be good players, and be smart enough to stay out of jail, so they can contribute to the team. I could care less whether they are good people, or nice, or whatever. I’m never going to interact with them in person, so why the hell do I care.

Looks like the tackler just kind of steps in front of the receiver and they collide. He didn’t run across the field and nail him in the head when he was up in the air or anything.

I don’t get the Aleppo thing. Its a shithole city in a shithole country that I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about. Maybe it was relevant back in the times of the Assyrians, but it is pretty much worthless now. Let them go at it and don’t back either side, there is no value for us there.

What the hell does that mean?

We have public sewage, but I think the cost is included in our property taxes. I know the initial installation was built into the taxes when it was installed in the early 2000's. I guess Maryland is weird, I can’t imagine paying separate fees for sewage, trash pickup, and I hate paying tolls for the bridges.

Wow, I’m in the Baltimore suburbs and the water bill is like $18 every three months.

I don’t really care about the abortion thing one way or the other, but if you need one, you’ve obviously fucked up pretty bad.