No, I'm not. I don't care! I actually think it's pretty weird that people seem so obsessed with passing judgment on Kim Kardashian. So you think she's tawdry and awful for making a sex tape, and that she used her dad's success as a defense attorney to better market herself for World Domination. I see it as just…

oh sure, sure.

and yeah, you're right. her burned ex-husband's burned EX-GIRLFRIEND is probably not the best source. silly, indeed.

I have no idea if that's the "kind of thing she would do" because I don't know her! But I do know she was dating Ray-J for ~2 years, and the tape came out after they broke up. Hell - let's play your conjecture game - maybe she snuck onto youtube late one night thinking, "I'll get that asshole back for breaking up with…

Cool. Is it made out of that industrial-sized roll of tinfoil someone sold to you in 2007? Cause in that case, I'll pass.

so what? Vivid bought the rights AFTER it came out. of course she's going to sign release forms to have Vivid distribute it, it was already leaked! she might as well get paid for it.

your tinfoil hat is backwards.

omg. KING!

Excellent!

Preach, sista!

I would also like to hear the answers to these questions.

Complexion!

+ the outfits(!) = hilarious.

gen X, you mean!

Hi! We're in 2013 now. It seems like you missed the memo.

Maybe it didn't come across strongly as satire because it wasn't written as satire.

Isla Fisher.

Rosemarie DeWitt would be perfect.

Isla Fisher.