WHAT THE FUCK?

Kate shall give birth to a girl, and she shall be called Alexandra.

Just FYI, da Silva was already dead in the video.

Oh, you're having trouble understanding the point? K, here it is: Jokes about incidents that have resulted in injury or casualty are pretty much always Not Funny. Yours certainly wasn't. So yeah, brainiac, jokes about rocket attacks that have killed a few hundred thousand people in the last decade should also be filed…

Two girls are dead. Dozens and dozens and dozens are injured.

Can you still watch the show if you don't believe the participants are genuine? It is just for entertainment, after all.

oh. my god.

wow, you're a dick!

wow, you're a dick!

ew.

It's Naya Rivera! You're maybe thinking of Shannyn Sossamon?

i wouldn't say singlehandedly.

YOU can definitely just stop. go ahead. whenever you're ready. just... you know, stop.

i think you're wrong, but i do wish you success in becoming a mom. i hope it happens for you.

exactly.

if you don't want to put the work in, then i don't know what to tell you, budd-o.

your homework:

jesus, man. i'll assume you mean football players executed an attack on a member of the color guard, and not that they executed a member of the color guard. either way, that's really terrible.

yes, i am. i don't like the assumption that these dudes are or should be living in fear of "ass-beatings" just because they're into something non-traditional. i don't mean we should be naive to history - but these guys are obviously living in the three-snaps-in-a-Z-formation-FEARLESS-future. let's join them there, no?

i'm also from the no-man's land of central PA, but i'm not sure how your anecdote is relevant. was the school board planning an attack?

what a strange assumption!