Mukilteo, Oregon? It’s Mukilteo, WASHINGTON.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

You’re providing health. This is (unintelligible). Here, everything, pretty much everything you do in government, involves heart, whereas in business, most things don’t involve heart.

(unintelligible screaming)

No, he’s not a “really nice guy”. He is a cold blooded killer who shot and killed an innocent man that had done no harm to him.

And yet nothing about nipple chafing.

I wouldn’t jump on her too much for sayin’ what she said. Yeah it’s an oddball comment and obviously doesn’t show much tact but the lady is probably wondering how in the fuck this all happened and is in a bit of shock.

“Oh yeah, Steve is just your typical guy, forgets to take out the trash, leaves his shoes on in the house, shoots the elderly who are coming home from Easter dinner, doesn’t sort out the recycling, but at the end of the day he’s a real sweetheart.”

I hate to break it to her, but Steve really is not a nice guy.

“Steve really is a nice guy... he is generous with everyone he knows. He was kind and loving to me and my children.”

Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

He paid for that flight and had patients to see the next morning. They absolutely had no right to remove him from the flight.

Thank you Judge Gorsuch for weighing in on this.

“they have the right to ask you to leave and give you your money back.” N0, they 100% do not have that right.

I’m sorry, but no. That person paid good money for their flight, and United is completely, fully, 1000% to blame on this. No one else, but United.

OK, this is bullshit, they overbooked the flight and I promise you there was a way to compensate a passenger to willingly get off the airplane. $2K? $10K? A first class flight to Paris for two and a hotel voucher? Charter a private jet to take their 4 employees that absolutely had to be there? There was a solution to…