A lot of things on me are itchy.

You’re a sad, sad turd?

Take it easy, sugarlips.

Why is that your only takeaway from this story? Shut your ass.

How do I reply to this? I don’t want to be known as the lady who beat up the slow kid. Have a star.

And you’re recommending your own comments? Holy shit.

Captain Pedantic.

Are you having a stroke?

Because it’s dumb.

Maybe palousian doesn’t want to make her own, jerkstore.

This is an awfully stupid thing to be a gloaty douche about.

Why are you doing that with punctuation marks? Stop it.

Pretty long way to go for a tired South Park reference, don’t you think?