Her career isn't taking off? She must be weeping about it over her 68 million view count youtube video...

Since this was posted 50 minutes ago, I've now watched 50 minutes of their videos. Absolutely brilliant.

I would totally drink a CBL.

May I add, the only reason it "tastes like candle" is because candles sometimes use delicious shit like cinnamon and ginger, which last time I checked was actually food.

"Don't be silly, Harry," Aunt Petunia commanded; and wrung her long, bony hands. "Come back inside; I will read to you about Evolution from the Dawkins. You do not need that silly religion."

This made me laugh a lot.

Is the original a parody? Because I'm pretty sure she just said getting validation from creepy strangers is self-empowering. Um no, that's the literal opposite of self-empowering, as you are in fact getting your "empowerment" from the thoughts and feelings of others.

A lot of people talk about how Piper Kerman's book is very different to the show. I was actually surprised how much of the show WAS based on the book. Like the screwdriver plot in season 1, I'd figured that was all made up.

How did grapefruits beat out six other fruits? Nobody likes grapefruit, unless it's covered in tons of sugar.

I like how they just decided to add every fragrance ever to it. I've always wanted to smell like I'm wearing ten different perfumes.

I never use any of the crap beautification stuff I buy, but I have managed to FINISH a whole tub of coconut oil. It's my go to for makeup removal and moisturising, and I sometimes use a little blowdrying my hair. And it's ridiculously cheap.

My contribution from 2011. I had a very bad camera in 2011 it seems.

That there is the definition of food porn.

Maybe they're more common in the south of England? I'm from the north, and admittedly have been chilling out in Scotland for the past few years.

We don't. Or if we do, they're goddamned lazy. I've only ever seen a Town Crier in London and in Scarborough.

People patronizing the elderly drives me nuts. He's a grown ass man!

Amaazzzinnnggg! And quite often bizarrely sensical in context with many facebook posts.

I make no secret that I think Ryan Gosling is pretty fine. My SO bought me the Ryan Gosling Colouring Book for Christmas, so I'm assuming he's comfortable enough with it. I know he likes Katy Perry, which is understandable, because Katy Perry is pretty hot.

This story has made me SO FRICKIN' MAD. It's like an hour from my hometown, has next to zero media coverage (all I can find is US blogs, Cosmo and the local Hull newspaper), and couldn't be a more blatant example of rape apology.

I don't even think Adele is an Adele.