If he planned this from the start, kind of a burn on Zimmerman.

Randy Gardner used to be one of my regular customers when I worked at a service station, and let me tell you, staying in the closet was simply not an option for him. SUPER nice guy.

If Madonna really wants to be radical, she should... I dunno, put out an album of tape loops of blenders and drills or something. THAT would be interesting.

Or even better/worse, depending on how you look at it: Survivor: Salo.

"Typically and traditionally, Caesar salad dressing is made with Parmesan"

It seems like there's a concerted effort to get me to stop worrying and love the Eagles. But no, I shall remain resolute! I shall not love the terrible honky Eagles!

Hey, anybody who uses that Swell Maps album cover as their avatar is OK by me.

Please punch here.

I guess including "Seinfeld" would have created too complex a vortex?

Why, why, why wasn't the "Live" set nominated for a Grammy? I'm baffled. It is easily one of the top five stand-up sets I've ever heard, and quite possibly the best. Everybody should listen to it now.

ha ha, especially with the now pointless hole in the back on the stand.

"Evolutionists believe that Neanderthals are ancestors of modern-day humans."

I'm pleased that you didn't even consider Prometheus, which will certainly get many technical nominations. Beasts of the Southern Wild will probably get a script nom.

I love Harryhausen, but wouldn't Willis O'Brien be more properly considered the "father of stop-motion animation"?

I'm dying to know what this exciting new verb means! I guessing it's something like "Pose prettily on horseback with a bunch of cows in the background."

Oh, jeez, ugh.

It's weird, the first few episodes were supposedly in the "amber" universe, but had the characters from both the "red" and "blue" universes, but when Peter returned, the doubles all went away, but it's still apparently the "amber" universe. I'm still trying to figure out how that works.

Ben Way? As in Dr. Benway of Naked Lunch fame? I'm calling shenanigans.

And just like that, we're one small, terrifying step closer to Talking Tina.

I have a GF1, so at first I was kind of excited by this. It seems like the photos will only be viewable on an 3D-HDTV, though, which pretty much kills it for me. If it produces red/blue #D, I'll be tempted.