Seems kind of like “We’re done with you but you can use the IP.”

I always wanted Bungie to revive Marathon, so... careful what you wish for, I guess.

Since I literally do this, for me it’s Super Mario Maker 2 or, really, any 2D Mario game.

If you wrap up a battery-containing thing and put it in your suitcase, you should expect that wrapped battery-containing thing to be unwrapped! What were they thinking?

All these games go on sale so frequently it’s beyond me what anybody would ever buy them for full price.

The similar but better Taito Egret Mini would be an even better gift.

Super Mario Maker 2's “endless” modes. Play a level, skip a level, die over and over. Perfect for short bursts.

Super Mario Maker 2's “endless” modes. Play a level, skip a level, die over and over. Perfect for short bursts.

I just heard that luxury brands create expensive things for rich people and I am OUTRAGED.

Cruis’n Blast on the Switch is awesome.

This is not a good deal for a Wii U.

This is not a good deal for a Wii U.

Griefing is pretty common in that level, and it’s so low stakes. It’s not like you’re really messing anybody up.

Just got this yesterday, and it’s so fun. Love that you have the option to struggle through, like, 30 Japanese games as well. Great little mini!

It’s kind of amazing how difficult they make it to import content into this game.

You can also use a dehydrator to turn shredded cheese into delicious powder.

My favorite movies of 1999 were Existenz and Barton Fink, but oh well.

Endless love for The Monks. The Fall covered at least four of their songs. The rhythm electric banjo is just such an oddball, wonderful sound. The tribute album, “Silver Monk Time”, is one of the best ever tribute albums.

“Let Me Carry Your Bag” by the Shocking Blue (of “Venus” fame):

In 2010, Hasbro marketed a pink Quija board for girls, because of course everything must be gendered: 

Poor Existenz never gets any respect.

I UNDERSTAND CELL PHONES NOW