Who Is Jaden? We Are All Jaden. We Are All Born With Limitless Potential Like The Wind Roaring Across The Ocean.

Ten years from now, I hope she's in college, studying hard and doing what she wants.

Also this suspicious lookin fella

The Eyes of Texas will be upon her!

"Frozen brains make really good conditioner for my hair and Olivia Benson's fur, you guise."

Thanks! Brb, gonna pawn the interwebz on Ebay....

Is it terrible I immediately clicked to make sure my son's name didn't make the cut?

Could he also be "accidentally" covered in feces? Because I think that would help.

In general I'm against the death penalty but when he goes to jail forever, if they "accidentally" forget to feed him I'm not sure I could manage to feel bad about that at all. What a degenerate.

Wow that. Just wow. I'm surprised you can read the story with your head so far up your a**.

He is 18 and he's been criminally charged as an adult. Nothing unusual about identifying him.

I just want to say, from what I understand, the other guy in that recording is the one that recorded and shared this confession because he knew just how fucked that whole thing was. So while we're all losing faith in humanity, remember this young man! There's still hope.

I don't know. Neil, whaddya got?

jesus names you couldn't give us 4 minutes to feel victorious?

Good. Fuck him and his Bieber hair.

Come on now. Pregnancy is your own fault. You don't deserve special accommodations for something you choose to do, as opposed to something outside your control like losing your license due to repeat DUIs.

I'm still not convinced on #32. Aegilops is proper, so it could be excused on those grounds, and billowy or beefily have double letters (ll/ee) which one could argue is not in-alphabetic-order.