So I’m guessing there was no date No. 2?

I do this, except I use plastic wrap secured tightly with an elastic around the rim, and a few fruit fly-sized holes poked into it with a toothpick or bamboo skewer. Then a drop of dish soap to break surface tension, and maybe a piece of fruit (like an apple core) in there, to ferment/mould and becoming extra enticing…

Fruit flies are attracted to anything edible which means they can land on garbage one minute and the meal you’re about to eat the next. No one wants garbage germs on their food. They’re flying cockroaches.

Wouldn’t you catch more flies with honey? Or have I been lied to all this time?

That’s why I didn’t mention anything about his performance. But you are right when you say that the NFL does allow some real scumbags to remain in the league. They have a problem with consistency.

I’m not campaigning for Kaepernick to get a job, as I have no horse whatsoever in that race. I am, however, interested in poking fun at the absolute tidal wave of pushback that comes whenever it is suggested that NFL teams are staying away from him because of his politics, and not because of his play. Obviously it’s…

*tarmac

*Tarmack

“Buzbee is one of the top trial lawyers in the country. He’s represented former Governor Rick Perry in an abuse of power case. He’s won hundreds of millions for families after the Deepwater Horizon Spill in the Gulf of Mexico and has hosted then presidential candidate Donald Trump for a fundraiser at his River Oaks…

This. I’m always sensitive to public calls for a college coach’s firing over a team’s performance, probably because I was a coach for a long time. People like Buzbee rarely stop to consider that they’re talking about a real person with a family. Does Buzbee really think that Sumlin doesn’t know last night was a…

Arrogance, recruits well but does not have the smarts to coach the big games, was ungrateful for his contract and manipulated a new one... yup, we’re hitting all the code words here.

USC would have fired him in a parking lot.

Let’s take football games played by teenagers a little more seriously.

A&M is the Johnny Manziel of college football programs.

I’m 92% certain that Soso Jamabo is a Star Wars character, not a real person’s name.

On Friday I was watching a college football discussion show and an analyst started talking about hot seats. She specifically mentioned Kevin Sumlin.
I bet it’s toasty right now

This is the correct worst dinger ever.

I would have gone with swole-leg

Gorgeous! Still in the hospital with chronic lung disease, but she’s lovely.