In the same amount of time on Game of Thrones, Jon Snow could have flown from The Wall down to Casterly Rock, then back up, beyond The Wall, killed a few undead soldiers and made it home to flirt with his auntie- all before Seager dropped the ball.

Of course this is doubtless true—pretty sure you can still coach football if you’re blind.

“We’re all Latino, we’re brothers,” Dominican Republic manager Jose Cordero said of Venezuela’s sportsmanship.

She wasn’t actually threatening to do it. She was showing her sister who she is now, and that she’s not to be fucked with. Arya had no intention of killing Sansa.

Has anyone mentioned that Brienne heading to Kings Landing puts her on a course to reunite with the Hound, assuming he boarded the Incest Cruise? That on its own is exciting but I could see the hopeful Torumnd-Brienne match pivoting to a possible Hound-Bri connection. That, or Hound is the catalyst that confirms…

The thing I took away from Sansa and Arya’s lying game was that we were meant to think Sansa was in the hot seat, but it was really Arya spinning lies—talking about how she wanted to be a pretty noble lady for once, etc.—and whatever else there was in Sansa’s bewildered response, it made Arya realize her sister is…

Also, dragons are a comparatively new factor in the battle from his perspective. The last time the Night’s King marched on the wall was a thousand years prior, while dragons have only been in Westeros for, what, four hundred years tops? The trap idea particularly makes sense if he sees a wight-dragon as a game changer…

the only way that I could rationalize it is that Drogon was following Jon’s scent. The spent a solid few beats of Drogon and Jon getting to know eachother.

And if, as I suspect, they use Viserion’s fire to melt the Wall and break through next episode, how were they planning on getting through without a dragon?

And they solve crimes!

I have never wanted a tag team spin-off more than Tormond and the Hound Take On Westeros.

The schoolboy in me loved the “I like dick” “I bet you do” bit...

“The way she looks at me...”

How do the demons respond if you tell them you won’t be handing out your cell? Jeez... I graduated less than a decade ago, and I couldn’t imagine any of my teachers giving that out.

If my crippling lingering emotional problems give someone a good laugh 24 years after the fact, my abusive childhood wasn’t in vain.

The ads are interest based. I was looking at TV’s last night and today I got the Remote Control Wrangler.

Aly is such a beast in her field of expertise that when she talks, people better fucking listen.

That’s a good observation. They should get a guy who can run sub-11 seconds in the 100m to run the bases, just as a comparison. I say a sub-11 guy, because I’m sure they are a dime/dozen in the track world.

So that was 13.85 seconds to cover about 110 meters. But he ran a lot farther than that because of the route he took - if he ran a perfect circle around the bases it would be about 122 meters. He did it in baseball cleats on grass and hard dirt, from a standing start, after completing a swing that left him in bad…