What’s truly impressive is that he didn’t spend 10 minutes looking for it and finding it was stuck on his shirt all along.

It seems like they wasted more time trying to prevent the victory lap.

A two minute victory lap isn’t going to put them much further behind schedule, especially since the other competitors can be setting up their blocks, getting in their warm-up starts, etc. while she’s doing it... Rather than getting her off the track, the most important thing is to get the next competitors on the…

Except they were - for some reason - behind schedule. Why is that her problem? #teamvictorylap

Having the event poorly run isn’t really reason enough to not allow a victory lap, especially if they had been allowing them before they fell behind schedule.

I thought his first name was Saturday.

HE HAS A BAD CASE OF LADY HANDS

Seriously. Things look VERY one-sided in these pictures. They may be some of the saddest looking pictures I’ve seen of a couple.

I think I’m the Selena to Bobby’s Weeknd. I love him so much and he’s like “Meh.”

Starred for “boyfrnd”

She’s like a puppy on uppers all over a big sad (disinterested) dog.

I really want to sit younger women in this situation like Selena down and say, “Believe him when he tells you who he is. Don’t make him better. Because he’s not, and he’s telling you the truth.”

It takes time for that lesson to sink in sometimes.

Selena seems thirsty af

Yeah, it doesn’t look like he’s even showing 1/10th of her enthusiasm or affection in any of these. Let it go, girl!

Srsly.

Bobby - I love YOU, and I will never let you go.

Mr. The Weeknd is an upgrade from the Beebs.

I read a blind item that indicated that he was dating whichever Hadid for the publicity, and I get the vibe that something similar is happening here too. He looks pretty nonplussed in these pictures.

He really doesn’t look that into her and her strange clingy antics.

I think they have an extra goto 10 line....