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But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

OMG all of her tweets make me cringe

I know we all make fun of Hill’s pantsuits, but in this context it feels like a fuck-you and I love it.

:(

(i loved this moment)

He looks weirder than Benedict Cumberbatch. B seems like a nice guy and its obviously a talented actor but I just don’t understand how women find him physically attractive.

[or Oscar]

Everyone will be too busy sucking Eddie Redmayne’s dick to notice.

That’s what I was wondering if she meant as well. Kind of like the whole rich people don’t discuss how much money they have, it’s bad manners, combined with the fact that generally rich people complaining about any aspect of their life (see Goop, any famous person harassed by invasive photographers, etc) never seems

Today she was on CBS This Morning, and she also said that she didn’t think a teacher or something would want to hear her go on about how she needs more money. Thinking charitably about it, maybe she meant something along those lines?

Same! I’ve decided that this year, I wanted to choose resolutions in line with my core values; one of them (the one that gets the shortest shrift, natch) is joy. So in 2016, I want to spark more joy in my life, whether that’s with doing things I already love, finding new things to love, or simply saying no to things

The Full Freddie

First they came for the sugar
and I did not care
because I had already given up sugar
Then they came for the carbs
and I did not care
because sourdough is expensive
Then they came for the meat
and I did not care
because really I prefer fish
Then they came for legumes
and there was no one left

Do things that make me happy as often as possible (without hurting others or my future self).

Oh, for fuck’s sake, Oprah. Stop it.

they’ve also referred to it as “Written by Bill Prady.”

As far as lawsuits go, this one seems pretty legitimate. I’d be pretty upset if my mother’s work was stolen without acknowledgement, especially after her death.

Why does that show still exist at all?

“If they made the whole plane out of the stuff they make the blackbox out of, what do you think would happen?” Wait, did Leto really say that? Is he really that dumb? The answer to his question is the plane would not fly.

When I started reading this story I was on the toilet, but I found it so raw and edgy that I fell off the toilet and shit myself. Then, laying on the floor in a puddle of Christmas shit, I took a selfie. I then made that shit selfie the wallpaper on my phone and computer. Cuz I'm twisted and dark, just like Jared Leto.